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	<title>Primal Quest &#187; History</title>
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		<title>Bare Essentials Magazine Covers Primal Quest</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kraig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australian magazine Bare Essentials, an online publication designed for the active, adventurous woman, has published several articles focused on Primal Quest in their November/December 2008 edition. You&#8217;ll find all three articles on pages 43-45.
The first story is a brief overview on the history of Primal Quest and adventure racing in general, while the second article [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://www.ecoprimalquest.com/coppermine/albums/pq-2008-montana-hi-res/normal_PQ_AndresVargas20080625_0147.jpg" alt="" width="201" height="300" />Australian magazine <em><a href="http://www.bare-essentials.com.au/" target="_blank">Bare Essentials</a>, </em>an online publication designed for the active, adventurous woman, has published several articles focused on Primal Quest in their <a href="http://publishing.yudu.com/Library/At69t/BareEssentialsMagazi/resources/index.htm?referrerUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fbeta.yudu.com%2Flibrary%2Fitem_details%2F17769%2FBare-Essentials-Magazine-Issue-4-Nov-Dec-2008" target="_blank">November/December 2008</a> edition. You&#8217;ll find all three articles on pages 43-45.</p>
<p>The first story is a brief overview on the history of Primal Quest and adventure racing in general, while the second article gives a preview of Primal Quest Badlands and what teams can expect in South Dakota next August. The final story is an interview with mother-daughter racing team of Kathy Roche-Wallace and Melissa Hughes who competed in Montana in 2008.</p>
<p>The <em>Bare Essentials</em> web interface is a slick and easy to use, with plenty of content to read. It&#8217;s easy to page through the virtual edition, or jump directly to any article you like by typing it in at the top of the page. Thee are also tools for zooming in on the page or printing the stories that you like. </p>
<p>Thank you to Bare Essentials for this outstanding coverage for Primal Quest fans down under.</p>
<p>Photo by Andres Vargas</p>
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		<title>Primal Quest is Going International</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We recently announced the next Primal Quest would be held in Montana, but did you know we are already well into planning for 2009 and beyond?
Several countries are in the running for future Primal Quest competitions, and we are always looking for other ideas and leads.  If you would like to see Primal Quest [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.ecoprimalquest.com/coppermine/albums/pq-2006-best-of/thumb_brian-knight-pq-2006-0002.jpg" alt="Insert Photo by Brian Knight (brian-knight-pq-2006-0002.jpg)" align="right" />We recently announced the next Primal Quest would be <a href="http://www.ecoprimalquest.com/wp-primal/2007/12/18/montana-selected-for-5th-edition-of-primal-quest/">held in Montana</a>, but did you know we are already well into planning for 2009 and beyond?</p>
<p>Several countries are in the running for <strong>future Primal Quest competitions</strong>, and we are always looking for other ideas and leads.  If you would like to see Primal Quest come to a country where you have connections, <strong>contact Director <a href="mailto:%20don.mann@ecoprimalquest.com">Don Mann</a></strong>.</p>
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		<title>Primal Quest – 5th Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2008 marks the 5th Edition of Primal Quest.  Since its inception, the &#8220;World&#8217;s Most Challenging Human Endurance Competition&#8221; has taken racers to some of the most beautiful and rugged locations in the continental United States.
The inaugural race in Telluride, CO (2002) was followed by Lake Tahoe, CA (2003) and the San Juan Islands of [...]]]></description>
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<input type="image" align="right" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/171805821_9a4d83a942_m.jpg" />2008 marks the <strong>5th Edition of Primal Quest.</strong>  Since its inception, the <em>&ldquo;World&rsquo;s Most Challenging Human Endurance Competition&rdquo; </em>has taken racers to some of the most beautiful and rugged locations in the continental United States.</p>
<p>The inaugural race in <strong>Telluride, CO (2002)</strong> was followed by <strong>Lake Tahoe, CA (2003)</strong> and the <strong>San Juan Islands of Washington State (2004).</strong>  Always looking to provide competitors with a dramatic change of scenery from race to race, the 4th edition of PQ pitted teams against each other and the hostile summer desert environs of <strong>Moab, UT (2006)</strong>.</p>
<p>With <strong>ten years of continual race production experience </strong>(including the Beast of the East, Expedition BVI, Mega Dose, Endorphin FIX, the USARA Nationals, and of course PQ Utah), Don Mann and his Primal Quest team are uniquely suited to orchestrate another stellar event in 2008.</p>
<p>Where will teams race next summer?  Stay tuned to this site as <strong>the location of the 5th Edition of Primal Quest is soon to be announced</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Send Us Your Stories!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[thumb:1961:r]Primal Quest wants to know your adventure racing stories of glory and/or woe! 
Tell us about your racing, training, and/or team support adventures. Simply fill out this form and your stories may be featured on the Primal Quest website &#8211; a great way to get your team out there for your sponsors-and potential sponsors!
Please forward [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>[thumb:1961:r]Primal Quest wants to know your adventure racing stories of glory and/or woe! </strong></p>
<p>Tell us about your racing, training, and/or team support adventures. Simply <a href="http://www.formlogix.com/Manager/UserForm20840.aspx?Param=VXNlcklkPTIwODQwLkZvcm1JZD00LlJvd0lEPS0xLkFwcE5hbWU9QXBwLkZvcm1OYW1lPVBRIEFkdmVudHVyZSBSYWNpbmcgUXVlc3Rpb25haXJlIEZvcm0uUXVpY2tMaW5rSUQ9LTE%3d">fill out this form</a> and <strong>your stories may be featured on the Primal Quest website</strong> &#8211; a great way to get your team out there for your sponsors-and potential sponsors!</p>
<p>Please <strong><a href="http://www.formlogix.com/Manager/UserForm20840.aspx?Param=VXNlcklkPTIwODQwLkZvcm1JZD00LlJvd0lEPS0xLkFwcE5hbWU9QXBwLkZvcm1OYW1lPVBRIEFkdmVudHVyZSBSYWNpbmcgUXVlc3Rpb25haXJlIEZvcm0uUXVpY2tMaW5rSUQ9LTE%3d">forward this opportunity</a></strong> to everyone you know who is involved with adventure racing. Submit soon and submit often, the more stories we get by <strong>THIS FRIDAY, August 10</strong>, the better!</p>
<p><em>Jamie &amp; Chris Webster (f/k/a Chris Rumohr)</em><br />
<strong>Directors of Competitor Relations</strong></p>
<p><a href="mailto:Jamie.Webster@ecoprimalquest.com">Jamie.Webster@ecoprimalquest.com</a><br />
<a href="mailto:Chris.Rumohr@ecoprimalquest.com">Chris.Rumohr@ecoprimalquest.com</a></p>
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		<title>Shop PQ: The Store Is Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you often find yourself trying to explain this thing we call expedition adventure racing? Show your family and friends (and potential sponsors) what Primal Quest is all about with a DVD from a past race. The just opened PQ online store has DVDs available from the 2002 Telluride race, the 2003 Lake Tahoe edition, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ecoprimalquest.com/wp-primal/shop-pq/"></a>Do you often find yourself trying to explain this thing we call expedition adventure racing? Show your family and friends (and potential sponsors) what Primal Quest is all about with a DVD from a past race. The<strong> <a href="http://www.ecoprimalquest.com/wp-primal/index.php?static=pq-store" target="_top">just opened PQ online store</a></strong> has DVDs available from the 2002 Telluride race, the 2003 Lake Tahoe edition, and last year&#8217;s Primal Quest Utah. Keep checking our site as more Primal Quest products will be available soon! <a href="http://www.ecoprimalquest.com/wp-primal/index.php?static=pq-store" target="_top">Visit the store today</a>!</p>
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		<title>This Date in PQ History</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 17:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[thumb:2004:r]2006 &#8211; The fifth and sixth days of racing meant little sleep for those at HQ. After a dramatic night on the final ropes section, Team Nike/PowerBlast won a tight race, crossing the finish line less than 22 minutes ahead of second place GoLite/Timberland.
Meanwhile, the race for many continued. Twelve hours after Nike finished, Backpacker [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>[thumb:2004:r]2006 &#8211; </strong>The fifth and sixth days of racing meant little sleep for those at HQ. After a dramatic night on the final ropes section, <a href="http://travel.news.yahoo.com/b/rba_daily/rba_daily6967">Team Nike/PowerBlast won a tight race</a>, crossing the finish line less than 22 minutes ahead of second place GoLite/Timberland.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the race for many continued. Twelve hours after Nike finished, Backpacker Magazine editor, Jon Dorn and Team Bulleit, were hanging out in Moab waiting for the &#8220;dark zone&#8221; to clear. <a href="http://rodale.typepad.com/primalquest/2006/06/the_latest_from_41.html">Listen to his podcast</a>!</p>
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		<title>This Date in PQ History</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[thumb:2070:r]2006: Day three of the race meant more desert heat, but also a chance for many teams to get on the water in either the white water swim leg or another paddle.
Were you racing last year?  Were you a volunteer?  Leave a comment and tell us about your race memories!
Relive the adventure over at Yahoo! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>[thumb:2070:r]2006: </strong>Day three of the race meant more desert heat, but also a chance for many teams to get on the water in either the white water swim leg or another paddle.</p>
<p>Were you racing last year?  Were you a volunteer?  Leave a comment and tell us about your race memories!</p>
<p>Relive the adventure over at Yahoo! News&#8230; <a href="http://travel.news.yahoo.com/b/rba_daily/rba_daily6766">Primal Quest: The heated race continues</a></p>
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		<title>This Date in PQ History</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[thumb:2025:r]2006: We were one full day into the race and the scorching hot Utah landscape (and water) were big concerns for racers and PQ staff.
Relive the adventure over at Yahoo! News&#8230; Primal Quest: Water connections
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>[thumb:2025:r]2006: </strong>We were one full day into the race and the scorching hot Utah landscape (and water) were big concerns for racers and PQ staff.</p>
<p>Relive the adventure over at Yahoo! News&#8230; <a href="http://travel.news.yahoo.com/b/rba_daily/rba_daily6732">Primal Quest: Water connections</a></p>
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		<title>This Date in PQ History</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[thumb:1755:r]2006: Primal Quest Utah began exactly one year ago on an early Sunday morning!
Relive the adventure over at Yahoo! news&#8230; Primal Quest: The desert at dawn.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>[thumb:1755:r]2006: </strong>Primal Quest Utah began exactly one year ago on an early Sunday morning!</p>
<p>Relive the adventure over at Yahoo! news&#8230; <a href="http://travel.news.yahoo.com/b/rba_daily/rba_daily6726">Primal Quest: The desert at dawn</a>.</p>
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		<title>Competitor Blog &#8211; Team Tango December 4, 2005</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osprey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[December 13, 2005
By Anna DeBattiste
Ask adventure racers why they do it, and you’re likely to get a number of predictable but meaningful responses. We do it to test the limits of our minds and bodies; we do it for the pride of accomplishment after great physical effort, pain and discomfort; we do it for the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>December 13, 2005<br />
<strong><span style="font-family: Arial">By Anna DeBattiste</span></strong><span style="font-family: Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial"></span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial">Ask adventure racers why they do it, and you’re likely to get a number of predictable but meaningful responses.<span> </span>We do it to test the limits of our minds and bodies; we do it for the pride of accomplishment after great physical effort, pain and discomfort; we do it for the camaraderie and teamwork; we do it to see beautiful places and experience exotic cultures.<span> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial"></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">Blah, blah, blah.<span> </span>It’s all good stuff, and it does truly mean a lot to me.<span> </span>But I tend to focus on the more eccentric side of AR.<span> </span>I live for the random hallucination, the 3:00 am sleep-deprived and garbled comment that induces hilarity on the team, the surrealistic midnight encounters with strangers who have no idea what four dirty people with backpacks and ice axes would be doing carrying their bikes through impenetrable brush in the middle of the night on a mountain top.<span> </span>I love the time a teammate saw me lying on the ground with my feet up on a tree trunk and thought I was the Madonna with babe-in-arms, and the time I sang “Rubber Ducky” to stay awake until my teammates threatened to throw me out of the boat.<span> </span>I especially love the time during last year’s Primal Quest that I woke up, mid-sentence, in motion, to find myself asking my teammates if there would be any basketballs at the transition area.<span> </span>Now <em>that’s</em> good stuff.<span> </span>I feel bad for people whose entertainment comes from TV.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">That doesn’t mean that Team Tango doesn’t have goals this year.<span> </span>We’ve added two new members since the 2004 PQ event, and I’m darned excited about both of them.<span> </span>With an even split between serious military types and recreational Colorado types, we should have the perfect mix of skill, experience and attitude to do our best in this race.<span> </span>See our profile if you want to hear more about that.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">But here’s what I really want to talk about today: what a challenge it was to make that video!<span> </span>When the first PQ update came out, asking us to submit team videos for PR purposes, we blew it off.<span> </span>With the two halves of our team split up across the country, one half in Miami and the other in Colorado, I figured it was too hard and not worth the effort.<span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">Two weeks later, we changed our minds&#8211;three days before the deadline.<span> </span>I drove to my new teammate Russ’s house in Steamboat Springs, Colorado during a major snowstorm, taking three hours to make an hour and a half drive.<span> </span>The plan was to film the two of us, overnight the tape to Miami so our teammates could add their piece, and hope they could overnight the tape again in time to make the deadline on Wednesday.<span> </span>A risky proposition, given that Fed-ex doesn’t do overnight from the mountains of Colorado.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">“I wrote a script!” Russ announced as I walked through the door.<span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">“Really?” I asked, incredulous.<span> </span>I hadn’t even thought about what to say.<span> </span>Somehow, I thought it would just happen.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">Russ’s wife Clay, a woman nearly as funny as Russ himself, walked into the kitchen and slapped a bottle of wine on the counter.<span> </span>Chardonnay, my favorite.<span> </span>“You’ll need to start drinking right now,” she advised me.<span> </span>“I’ll be in the living room getting the video camera set up.”</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial">Thank god for Clay.<span> </span>Russ and I watched from the couch, stupefied, drinking, as she navigated the wilderness of video camera technology.<span> </span>We tried to practice a couple of times. <span>When I had a few glasses of wine down the gullet, I decided I was now brilliant enough to come up with a theme.</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">“So!” I said.<span> </span>“I’ll give a serious introduction to the team and our background, and you can break in every couple seconds or so with a funny one-liner.<span> </span>What do you think?”</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">Russ nodded.<span> </span>“That’ll work,” he said.<span> </span>“But I’m not sure how funny I can be on cue.”</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">“Nonsense,” I sputtered.<span> </span>“You’re always funny.”</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">I had paced Russ in the Leadville 100 last year, and I knew this to be true.<span> </span>Seventy miles into the race, utterly spent, dry heaving and staggering and incoherent, Russ had still managed to crack me up with a running litany of jokes and one-liners.<span> </span>I had delivered him to his next pacer in a state of hilarity, despite the freezing temperatures and the fact that it was 3:00 am.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">But alas, it was true.<span> </span>In front of a camera, trying to be funny on cue, Russ was about as funny as I am.<span> </span>Which is to say, about as funny as a turd in a punchbowl.<span> </span>Clay watched, worry lines furrowing her brow as we did take after take.<span> </span>Each one got harder, more stilted, less entertaining.<span> </span>Finally, we threw up our hands and delivered the tape to Clay for transfer to the Miami half of the team.<span> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial">We did have one or two good moments.<span> </span>As I described our teammates, Luther and Blain, one an Infantry Officer with a Special Operations background and the other a Special Forces Officer, Russ broke in, “and I’m just kind of your basic ‘special’, myself.”<span> </span><span>We can’t tell you if our Miami teammates have redeemed us because we haven’t seen the rest of the tape yet.</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">Next year, if someone wants to lend us a couple thousand dollars, we’ll hire a media company to do a proper job.<span> </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial">One more thing.<span> </span>In case you haven’t read our team profile yet, it’s important for you to know that “Tango” is not some team name that I thought was cute.<span> </span>Tango is my best friend, a 15-year-old dog who has been with me her entire life.<span> </span>I thought it important to report this fact before our team name potentially changes due to sponsorship.<span> </span>If Tango had any money, she would make sure she got to keep the lead spot on the team name. <span>Right now, however, she’s mainly focused on keeping control of her bowels and getting me to feed her dinner early.</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial">Tune in next time to hear about the results of Team Tango’s efforts to pursue sponsorship.</span></p>
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